Chris to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year agoExplaining software development methods by flying to Marsfeddit.ukimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1858arrow-down179
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minus-square@RonSijm@programming.devlinkfedilink24•1 year agoCowboy Programming: PO: Hey we want to go to Mars - 3 weeks of silence - Developer: Hey I’m there, where are you?
minus-square@CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoAssuming you know the developer isn’t a shitbird, because you’re the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.
minus-square@Jesus_666@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 year agoPO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did. Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can’t figure out how to make a copy that doesn’t explode before we even put the fuel in.
Cowboy Programming:
PO: Hey we want to go to Mars
- 3 weeks of silence -
Developer: Hey I’m there, where are you?
This is the way.
Assuming you know the developer isn’t a shitbird, because you’re the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.
PO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did.
Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can’t figure out how to make a copy that doesn’t explode before we even put the fuel in.