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@zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

Scratch that itch

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Scratch that itch

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@zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    25•10 months ago

    You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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      8•10 months ago

      I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple
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      6•10 months ago

      They’re pretty big shits

    • stebo
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      no just use toilet paper like everyone does and shower regularly

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        14•10 months ago

        Here we go again.

        But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole

        • stebo
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          -3•10 months ago

          deleted by creator

          • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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            3•10 months ago

            Well… have you tried inviting your friends and neighbors?

            • @Cataphract@lemmy.ml
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              1•10 months ago

              Are acquaintances allowed to the butt party?

      • @pyre@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        yeah and when you do dishes you just wipe the plates with a dry paper towel

        • @superkret@feddit.org
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          5•10 months ago

          No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?

          • @pyre@lemmy.world
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            6•10 months ago

            yes

        • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          3•10 months ago

          I do reuse a plate all day though.

          • @pyre@lemmy.world
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            2•10 months ago

            and you throw away your asshole?

            • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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              2•10 months ago

              I mean in between washing. I’m not picky about breakfast toast crumbs on my lunch plate. Maybe I should be, but that’s probably not my worst habit

              • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                you should be more picky about shit crumbs on your asshole.

                • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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                  1•10 months ago

                  I am, that’s the point of my comment about the comparison.

        • stebo
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          1•10 months ago

          that would suffice if I’m gonna put them in a shower later

          • @optissima@lemmy.ml
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            2•10 months ago

            You dont wash your dishes?

          • @pyre@lemmy.world
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            it’s wild how people are adamant that they should live like fucking cavemen. you know if you washed your asses you would have invaded other countries and justified it with “these animals don’t even wash their asses”.

            • stebo
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              1•10 months ago

              what?

              • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                1•10 months ago

                wash your nasty ass

                • stebo
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                  1•10 months ago

                  but I do

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