• Jesus
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      4017 days ago

      Trust me, he’s not. He’s just trying to amass more wealth.

    • *dust.sys
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      1217 days ago

      Keep the pressure on him. I wanna buy The Boring Company for $6 and a Hot Topic gift card

      • dindonmasker
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        717 days ago

        Careful with what you ask. You might get it for almost free but the debt that comes with it won’t be free. I’m pretty sure your comment can be used in court to bind you to the deal too XD

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          216 days ago

          Maybe it was the early 2000s, and limp bizkit just released their new album, and grandma knew he liked wearing black nail polish and spiked collars with chains.

          And then it got thrown into a drawer. And now he’s a financial adviser in his mid 40s, and his last parent recently died. So he had to clean out the house before he sold it. And found the hot topic gift card he forgotten about. It has $6 still loaded on it.