• @dicksteele@lemm.ee
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    382 days ago

    Elves in dwarf fortress will start a 100 year war because you tried to sell them a wooden bowl. Of course I want to play as them

    • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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      152 days ago

      Dude. One time I accidentally tried to sell them a shellcraft crown and they got so pissed that they sent in the bear cavalry.

      • @dicksteele@lemm.ee
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        2 days ago

        Biggest hypocrites in the game. I’d rather treat with the cave fish men or the roach men than those tree lovers

    • They can get pissed just because you cut down a single almond tree to make beds. I need to see if modding the steam version is the same as legacy so I can have rock beds, as dwarves should have by default.