Windows: I refuse to shut down because of a, b , c

Me: But I already clos. . .

Windows: No you didnt’t, stop lying!

Me : Well, I pressed the X and the window dissappeared.

Windows: Lol, noob. Did you never even heard of a task managers?

“Mmm, that didn’t work, try again later I guess? Just stop bothering me with your petty needs and get back to generating monetizable data that I can harvest.”

Came here to say this. Windows goes full retard on everything it does. Graceful smh