"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, z = $4 WHERE y = $3 RETURNING *",

does not do the same as

"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, y = $3, z = $4 RETURNING *",

It’s 2 am and my mind blanked out the WHERE, and just wanted the numbers neatly in order of 1234.

idiot.

FML.

    • sharpiemarker
      1•9 months ago

      There’s no way you’re endorsing the way OP handled their data right?

      • @olafurp@lemmy.world
        4•9 months ago

        No, but people are sometimes forced to do these things because of pressure from management and/or lack of infrastructure to do it in any other way.

        Definitely don’t endorse it but I have done it. Think of a “Everything is down” situation that can be fixed in 1 minute with SQL.