Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
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@mypasswordis1234 @NONE_dc whoa whoa there are windows users? i thought everyone uses gnu/linux
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
Well now I’m even more conflicted about sending them my email!
Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
Yes, you get an email containing a link to your download when the requested build is done.
This guy actually built an automated builder so people can easily request tailored images for their robots which is super cool.
android
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!
When you watch it’s really not that impressive.
It’ll randomly doze off whenever you don’t look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
If you want a smart vacuum but don’t want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.
You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…
… My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It’s a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn’t need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!
Also got GLaDOS on my Z10 Pro!
Love Valetudo - it integrates so well with HA and is entirely local.
Manjaro, easy choice.
Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn’t use that laptop much.
Guys we forgot to automatically update the let’s encrypt certificate of our repos. In the mean time, just set the date on your machine to last week.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Hannah Montana Linux.
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
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TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
It’ll turn to ice cause it’s so cool?
Or to Wine?
Linux From Scratch.
Which honestly might be necessary to actually get a fridge running a free operating system, anyway.
Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.
Womp womp
Manjaro might be good, but you’ll have to adjust the vacuum’s clock every time you want to clean
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
