Probably utility meter reader so they don’t have to drive by to read the meters. It’s lazy and my energy rates have only gone up the more jobs the get rid of.

It’s not deportation is exportation.

They should charge a tariff.

Why connect to the Internet with it then. The browser could just make everything up on the fly.

Got questions about a medication?

Maybe you want to check up on some disease symptoms?

AI can make something that sounds vaguely plausible.

Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.

Unless it’s random and only adds on for say a long trip where you may not notice a mile here or there.

Go a step further and really fuck with the guy, wear a tube top.

🪦Just another tombstone for Google.

A glimpse into the future of the USA. Only a few short months away.

Well one of the reasons putin-myass wants the country back is because it’s rich in materials for building weapons, glad they ramped up production and using the land for defense.

$1 Bob!

That can be considered a computer or phone so sounds like it’s exempt.

for a warm blanket and a Tylenol

So he imposed them on everyone to see who would retaliate the hardest and when China did he decided that ok got a target and doubled down even harder. He used it as bait to see who would be the most pissed. Someone please shoot him, cut off his head, hang his corpse from the torch of the statue of liberty.

Oh shit we already need water chips? We’re fucked, they are known to be faulty.

The AI said to nuke the planet

Trump: Ok, AI knows best…derrrp

Streisand effect that image. Use it for all news stories. If it bothers him that much then let’s keep using it.

Timu: shop like a billionaire because only billionaires can afford the cheap Chinese garbage.

Country style ribs with baby carrots.

Pack of boneless country style ribs Season to taste Cook on high pressure for 30min Release pressure and add a few bags of baby carrots and reseal and cook for 15min more.

Can’t wait for the version where they remove gameplay and it’s entirely cutscenes. We can call it a “removie” because they re"moved" the gameplay.